don’t lie they are a really good looking family
HE WAS HAPPY
WHY DIDN’T YOU END IT AT SEASON 5 YOU FUCKS
season 5: the fandom’s unofficial series finale
Someone please correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure season 5 was supposed to be the end of the series, only it was so popular they kept going (a la X-files)… and that’s why season 6 makes no sense.
Language Adventures with My British Bestie….
Apparently… flicking someone off is not putting up the middle finger, but rather… you know.. flicking something else.
This is after I learned that double-fisting, in that fair land, does not mean holding two drinks you are drinking… it means… two fists up… well… you get the picture.
Oh! I really want to read that book!
And you can watch it on Netflix streaming right now :)
You’ve seen it!? This makes me soooo happy!
You know there are some children who aren’t really children at all, they’re just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some children who are just pillars of ash, that fall apart when you touch them… Victor and me, we were children of flame and ash.
Smoke Signals (1998)
My life in two panels.
5: Howl (Howl’s Moving Castle)
9: Martha Jones (Doctor Who)
[This one is a bit hard to do with these two characters, but I’ll give it a go!]
If Howl had to be stuck on boring Earth, and away from the lands where witches and wizards were slightly more common place, there was really only one thing he could think of that would kill the tedium: rugby and alcohol in tandem.
But Sophie disapproved, and if Howl learned anything in his short, married life was that it really only paid to argue with her when she was wrong.
Still, the simple fact remained that Howl didn’t know what to do with himself on Earth aside from avoid his sister’s increasingly obvious hints that he needed to move out. It wasn’t like magic was a viable business plan, and it seemed silly to become a professor and talk about it as if it were myth, but there he was at the University of Cardiff, doing exactly that.
He was finding it hard to cope in a world of disbelievers. Or at least, so he thought, until an attractive woman showed up on his doorstep, flashing a badge that naturally made him suspicious.
If he hadn’t found Sophie, he wondered if he would have fallen in love with… what was her name again? Ah. Right. Martha Jones. Beautiful Martha Jones, with beautiful skin, and beautiful eyes. There seemed to be no other adjective sufficient enough to describe any part of her that didn’t someone how include beautiful. Though, looking at her, it was evident that she probably wouldn’t allow a single one of his advances. Her wedding ring, if not the way she held herself, told him at least that.
"Dr. Howell Jenkins, I presume,” she said, holding up an ID that said UNIT. "I’m Dr. Martha Jones.
Howl leaned up against the doorframe, but said nothing.
"I have a proposition for you."
Howl knew a government type when he saw one, and he usually ran from them no matter how beautiful they were. With them, there was always some greater good he needed to sacrifice himself too, and Howl was not really into that whole self-sacrificing thing. “I’d love to, but I’m a married man.”
She ignored him. “Do you know what UNIT is, Dr. Jenkins?”
“Inch? Meter? Cubic something or other?”
Martha smiles, and it is beautiful. “I understand you came through the rift.”
Howl shrugged. “Came, went, came back again.”
"And that you have certain talents."
“I’m a professor of pagan rituals.”
Again she ignored him. “We’d like you to join Torchwood.”
"Not your metric organization of units?”
“Dr. Jenkins. I should warn you. I’m pretty used to dealing with people like you.” Nothing seemed to phase her, and she looked up for a second like she was remembering exactly who those people were.
“People like me?”
“Yeah. Slitherer outers.”
“You’ve been speaking to my wife, I see,” sighs Howl.
"Yeah, but you’re the kind of slitherer outer that still wants to do good things. You can do that with Torchwood. Torchwood protects the world from alien threats. We could use someone like you, and the pay is good."
“I’ll think about it.”
“He’ll do it.” The voice came from behind him, and the door widened further. Sophie had a their toddler, Morgan, settled on her hip. She looked completely unashamed to be eavesdropping.
“Great,” Martha said. “I’ll contact you later and let you know the details.”
Stonily, Howl turned to face his wife as the woman from UNIT walked away.
Unphased, Sophie asked, “what are aliens?”
Holy god. I don’t remember this, but I did it. Two years ago, I was challenged to write a Howl’s Moving Castle/Torchwood crossover…. and I did.
Jeff Goldblum in “Earth Girls Are Easy" (1988)
Why Guys Like Asian Girls - Anna Akana
Everyone needs to watch this video. Now.
100% on point especially about men thinking that having “yellow fever” is a compliment and we’re supposed to be flattered by it. It’s the #1 way to parade around your blatant racism.
I know so many people like this…
lets bring this back i still havent watched a single episode
It’s pretty accurate.